Derp from the Dark Side

foxlurk:

magicintheordinary:

This is about Oil Slick. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.

That nickname is terrible. omfg.

LOL.

He left a mess all over my hardwood floors.

Also, the nickname comes with the guard bubble, koko bean~ <3 :p 

gaveltlegacy:

Talos’ oath had Caeres thinking of his own family.

His father spent more time with Iest, teaching his elder brother the ins and outs of the family business, preparing him for the responsibilities he would inherit. He remembered his mother better: stern yet warm, a skilled painter who let Caeres…

eisyl:

quick painting of a random chiss girl

idk

(via sometimesbrilliant)

majorgaminggirl:

And I thought they were afraid of nothing…

(via revanite)

glimpsesofinevitabledoom:

glimpsesofinevitabledoom:

Also

 

and fraps recorded NONE OF IT

/wrists

thefrostflower:

what is this I don’t even

So I finally got a dude SWTOR character bouncing around in my head. Had no intentions of playing him, but I got curious about his appearance and decided to craft him one.

And thus was Valkyr Dekah, heir to the great Dekah bloodline. Fiery and proud, he thrives on violence and makes sure no one ever forgets (or goes without knowing) his impressive pedigree. Like his mother before him, he is a warrior and gifted in the Force; rumor has it that he even might have inherited her wonderful and frightening Force Fury ability as well…

“Why… why after all of this… killing all these people, knowing they all defy the Empire… why do you give them mercy?”

“I owe you no explanation… I do as I wish.” The little Sith snarled beneath her hood. “it is your problem now.”

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thefrostflower:

worstjediever:

thefrostflower:

Speaking of which…

The most Dawn could do is attempt to wear this. Because the moment ‘Risia saw him, those nice clothes would be coming off in five seconds flat.

all part of the plan

Hope the man can handle an aggressive ‘Risia, then. Because when she wants something, she will get it…

never know till you try

thefrostflower asked: My contributions to the question meme: Numbers 8, 15, 18 (because lol), 22, and 25. For -- surprise -- everyone's favorite blind sniper. :D

8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

If my gun started talking I would know I’ve finally gone around the bend.

As my only other real friend is 13… I think be foolishly giddy would be the first 4 seconds of response… followed by many more that involved hugging and things I promised I would not share on the holonet.

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

Risia… for reasons

18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?

13 so I could be justified in arming myself… I live very high up so someone outside my window is not normal…probably Hunter too.

22. Are you old fashioned?

Yes. Yes I am. I am a 40something year old gent in a 28 year old body.

25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

Setting people on fire with my will would be fun… there are many things I could wish for and a lot of them involve not being blind or mostly unhinged… but I like where I am and who I am with enough that I do not wish it changed any time soon.

One day…a quiet life maybe… with a few contracts on the side so I don’t get bored.

thefrostflower asked: And since he's a chill bro, here's some for Ahroun, too: 2, 7, 15, 23, and 25.

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

The last time I was REALLY angry…I’m Sith… we’re angry all the time. The last time I was truly angry was during my final trials on Korriban. The last thorn in my side went a step too far. I would kill him again if the chance presented itself.

7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

Love is betrayal waiting to happen. Trust is merely acknowledging that for the time being the pain is held off for other more pressing matters. One is harder to rebuild than the other. I will take broken trust over love.

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

My ability with the Force would be very hard to give up. It’s colored everything I am, all I will ever be…I would be lost without it.

23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

I allowed Vette to pick where we ate when we hit the Fleet twice. The first time I knew she’d pick the most expensive extravagant place as a test. The second was much more low key and I expected nothing from her beyond hoping she had some manners. I suppose one could say I expected food but that wasn’t from her.

25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

I would wish to have been born someone different…someone not Sith and bound by these brutal laws. Many Sith believe themselves free to do as they please, unbound by the things that govern normal people… ours is the most stringent society of all in truth. A cage I was born to and will die in.

thefrostflower:

Speaking of which…

The most Dawn could do is attempt to wear this. Because the moment ‘Risia saw him, those nice clothes would be coming off in five seconds flat.

all part of the plan

thefrostflower:

Annnnnd the other half.

She looks way under-dressed compared to him, but references for “women’s fashion” (and similar terms) only got me hideous eyesores.

But then I remembered, “I want a girl with a short skirt/ And a loooooong jacket!”

lordroose:

commanderdudebro:

sometimesbrilliant:

lordroose:

cries because people keep complimenting quocllif’s face/fashion

HE IS THE BEST OKAY

EXCUSE ME I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS CHARACTER
BUT I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO
EXPECT A FOLLOW 

WELCOME ABOARD DUDE

*casually moves in*